#TheSaturdayMorningLieInSeries
A weekly breakfast pun based on the news, politics and current affairs.
By Glen and his immeasurably better partner, Nicolette.
#GlenAndNicolette
#101 Rubarbwanda and asylum seekers in custardy
16/4/22
#100 The Asultana Chris Rock ‘akes
(Also featuring Jayda Pink Lady and her manny Smith, and one Oscar Ban-ana.)
9/4/22
#99 Costa Living Increase
(Reaches New Heights)
2/4/22
#98 Curry Up And Go-at
26/3/22
#97 The Arnolds-war-zen-Egg-er McDuffin up the Kremlin
19/3/22
#96 Refudgees
12/3/22
#95 The Filthy Poutine
5/3/22
#94 Red Lenin Pasta in a Putinesca Sauce
26/2/21
#93 Storm not so (Eu)Nice
19/2/22
#92 “We aren’t Chicken” - Kiev
12/2/22
#91 Mirza Ghasemi and The Liarn King
(*Photo not funded by the tax payer)
5/2/22
#90 Gray and cloudy with a chance of Met balls (On a bed of Cressida)
29/1/22
#89 Black Mail Forest “In the name of God” Gateau
22/1/22
#88 Boris for the Chop Suey Gray
15/1/22
#87 Block of Chokovic
8/1/21
#86 The Unsweaty Prince Androulade
1/1/22
#85 We Bailed on this one. Have a lovely Christmas 🎄
25/12/21
#84 The Boris Bubble (Tea-tering Premiership)
18/12/21
#83 There was no breakfast. And we didn’t break any rules.
11/12/21
#82 Omicronuts
(Croissant-Donut Variants)
4/12/21
#81 Pepper Pig with a Half-baked sPeach
27/11/21
#80 HS2 - Plans Are Toast
(Honey Sourdough)
20/11/21
#79 coCOPops (So… COP? COP?)
13/11/21
#78 The Feta Bunberg
(Feta & Iceberg Lettuce)
6/11/21
#77 COB26
30/10/21
#76 Flan B
(Blueberry and Raspberry)
23/10/21
#75 Bar Trek & Blue OranGin
16/10/21
#74 Twenty Squid Game
9/10/21
#73 Pear-T-Roll Shortage
2/10/21
#72 “It’s Easy Peasy Being Green.” Let’s see whether these pledges have Frogs Legs?
25/9/21
#71 Potentially world-ending deep-fried Shrimp Subs in a Chinese firecracker sauce.
18/9/21
#70 US Open Sandwich
(Unt, Salami and Emma Radishcanu)
11/9/21
#69 Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
4/9/21
#68 Red Lorry Yellow Lorry… HGV
(Hazelnuts, Grapes, Vanilla ice cream)
28/8/21
#67 Raabeque Chicken with a Crete Salad
21/8/21
#66 Hinds in Post
(New Security Minister)
14/8/21
#65 ColesLaura Kenn(tuck)y Fried Chicken
7/7/21
#64 BMEggs. Win. (x2)
31/7/21
#63 MisOlympic Soup 🇯🇵
24/7/21
#62 Freedom Fries 🍟🍟
17/7/21
#61 Sweet Carrot-Lime (dun dun duuuuun)
10/7/21
#60 The Vindaloo Statement
‘Exceeds worst case climate models…’
3/7/21
#59 The Han-Cola-Marry-in-Aided-Dispatch-Cock Chicken 🍗
28/6/21
#58 The Edward de Vere
For he became…
19/6/2021
#57 The G.7
(Ginsters Cornish Pasties)
12/6/21
#56 Pastel de Nada holidays
5/6/21
#55 Bunfit For Office
29/5/21
#54 Panorama Shockola
22/5/21
#53 Peace Pudding 🕊
15/5/21
#52 Hartley’s-now-gone-blue-Pool Jelly
8/5/21
#51 Déclairing to the Delectable Commission
1/5/2021
#50 S-quash a Leek In-pie-ry
24/4/21
#49 Greensilly Sausages
& Sour-Dough 💸
17/4/21
#48 A Phillet of State, with a side of Greek (Heritage) Salad.
10/4/21
#47 The Alex Salmon-d Tart
3/4/21
#46 Cannoli Jaffic Jam
27/3/21
#45 Hot Icelandic Yoghurt
(Skyrs Beware! 🌋)
20/3/21
#44 Pears M-orange
13/3/21
#43 Meggs on BuckingHam
6/3/20
#42 SourD. King Approved 👑 with some knifed Cashew Butter
27/2/21
#41 The BLTG+ Secret Service Sandwich 🏳️🌈🕵️ (Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Gruyèye, + Secret Ingredient)
20/2/21
#40 Three Bri. ‘N’ .Pears
(1 from Britain the rest from farther)
13/2/21
#39 The Flap Jackie Weaver
6/2/21
#38 The P(h)arma Violated Contractual Agreement Cupcakes 🧁
30/1/21
#36 The Impeach Melba
(with two types of peach 🍑)
16/1/21
#35 Major Incident
Percy Pigs hit by Brexit
9/1/21
#34 The “Full English”
(complete with tepid sovereign-tea)
2/1/21
#33 Ready Brexit
(with a thin fair trade zesty peel - piquantly agreeable, accompanied by relieved ports)
26/12/20
#32 With potentially no deal and no Christmas... How much more Cam-we-bert?
19/12/20
#31 Last Chance To Baguette A Deal 🥖 Stay tuned for tomorrow’s Brie-fing...
12/12/20
#30 Sticky Trade Bake
(Mango back to Brussels, no wait he stays)
5/12/20
#29 The 5 Lays Of Crispmas
(With only three mixed household dips. When travelling, expect severe de-Lays...)
28/11/20
#28 P.Briti Pastel Should Be Scone
(Peanut-Brittle Frosted Scones with Broken Ministerial Code, filled with sharp Seville Service, Boris says “Don’t Mar-me-lady,” and topped with an unreserved fulsome A-polo-gy that doesn’t quite sit right...)
21/11/20
#27 The Domelette Crumbings
(breadcrumb omelette & spin-which leaves)
14/11/20
#26 The Un-Sloppy Joe Bison
(topped with Président non-mental cheese and a liberal spread of Philadelphia)
7/11/20
#25 “Don’t SAGE we didn’t warn you” or “It’s not too late to SAGE the day”
(Chicken & Sage sausages, on Sage & Onion stuffing, sprinkled with Organic Sage, on Ciabatta)
31/10/20
#24 Rasher’s F.S.M. Roll Outs
(Feta, Stilton and Mozzarella)
24/10/20
#23 Breakfast Barm Cakes
(w. Steak and High Ale-rt Pie 🥧 and fiery Metro Mayornnaise )
17/10/20
#22 The “English Three Tier”
(Scones, Tea Cakes & English Muffins)
10/10/20
#21 Red vs Blue:
aka Jammy (Tax) Dodger vs Blueberry Muffin
3/10/20
#20 Fishy Stew Rack (of Toast)
26/9/20
#19 No More Than Half A Dozen Or The Sourdough Soldiers
19/9/20
#18 Pretty pâté on some vegan crackers on some red earth biscuits 🌱🔥
12/9/20
#17 Dough Biden & Jamala Harris
5/9/20
#16 Nikki: Oh Cinnamon where you gonna bun to?
Glen: Ermm... Vienna?
29/8/20
#15 Epps Royal 👑 with extra virgin mules
(Ginger beer & orange juice)
22/8/20
#14 The “Fair Fruits Of Our Labours”
(Featuring predicted grapes, pear shapes, resultanas, pitted dte’s, silly-bananas, someone’s going to get it in the nectarines, and BnolongerA-Burns. Sans cramberries and sat-sumas. With a dash of someone’s fruiture and some crushed appletunities.)
15/8/20
#13 My mum still thinks Gordon “made a hash of it” Brown
(With a big-hot piece of Highland Game b’side)
8/8/20
#12 The “Donald Crumpet”
(With a dark ‘n stormy on the side)
1/8/20
#11 The “Kir Parma”
Ex Director of Public Prosciutto Future PM
(Parma with a Blackberry Kir)
25/7/20
#10 Scotch Eggs and Sausage Rolls
(The Dragons and The Bees)
18/7/20
#9 “BoJo Waffles” 🧇
(Bolivian Coffee Cream)
11/7/20
#8 Huevos a la Mexicana 🇲🇽
4/7/20
#7 The Salmon on Salmon Bagel 2🐟1🥯
27/6/20
#6 Eggs Florentine And Feet
20/6/20
#5 The Hot Danish 🔥🥐
13/6/20
#4 Pancakes 🥞
6/6/20
#3 “Pan-gar-lean” Sausages 🦡
(Pan Fried Garlic)
30/5/20
#2 The “Wo-ham-bap” 🦇
(Worcestershire Sauce)
23/5/20
#1 “A middle class wank”
16/5/20